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Mar. 20th, 2012

[PRIVATE]
Does he really need to throw around death t
You know that this is the way of things. Grow up
I've never been more happy that I chose bloody numbers and reports over--other things.

And if he's planning on getting rid of Bagnold, he had better have a structured plan of leadership that goes beyond riding the World of Mudbloods, because if he neglects this bloody economy and it all falls to pieces anyway I won't be responsible for my actions. Even if they put me six feet under.

END WARD

I don't think I've ever said how appreciative I am of structure and organization in a governing body, people should just keep in mind the hard work certain members of the Ministry put in every day. Take that however you like.

Would anyone care to join me for a drink?

Feb. 20th, 2012

[PRIVATE]
Merlin, if they insist on targeting the media do they have to be so dramatic about it? Mucking about with institutions is a fragile thing, the Wizarding economy is under enough threat from the Mudbloods as it is. Boys and their wands.

[END WARD]

[WARDED TO JD EMPLOYEES + INVESTORS]
This week's edition of sensitivity training involves trying to coax us into preparing international dishes for a 'potluck.' Today was Japanese, tomorrow is Indian. I'm feeling exceedingly sensitive already.

Would any of you like to contribute?

[END WARD]

I only wish that I had any culinary talents, but I'm afraid that any contribution I'd make to this week's sensitivity training would be insensitive and just plain inedible. Cheers to those who did of course! I'm sure after this weekend we could all use a well prepared meal and good company.

Feb. 6th, 2012

[WARDED TO JD EMPLOYEES (INCLUDING CAMILLA)]
I had a really great time this weekend, particularly watching Heath and Cassius attempt to charm the Parisians. Maybe if you had baked for them you would have had better luck?

[END WARD]

[WARDED TO HEATH/CASSIUS/CAMILLA]
So England didn't exactly implode while we were away, but there were werewolves. On a scale of 1 to 5 how much of a contributor was the presence of werewolves in our spontaneous trip to France?

[END WARD]

I'm not quite sure that about these 'sensitivity training' sessions. Can we not just do our jobs? Any and all bickering in Finance was done because the accountants are because that is the natural way we arrive at solutions. No better opportunity to learn cooperation than to do so through one's chosen profession.

Feb. 1st, 2012

[PRIVATE]
The thought that anyone would murder someone in such a way--even if they were Mudbloods. This is why I prefer numbers to people, the thought makes me sicker to my stomach than that prawn cheesecake fiasco. People should just bloody well control themselves, murder, spreading illness throughout the whole Ministry--grow up.

There must have been so much blood. I feel like I'm going to be sick.

I suppose I should say something neutral yet mildly sympathetic?

[END WARD]

With such loss of life, it makes one appreciate what one has all the more. Even if one of those things is an exasperating younger brother.

On a side note, I hope that the worst of the illness hasn't lingered. I am more than eager to return to work without a nervous awareness for every cough or sneeze in the vicinity.

Jan. 28th, 2012

I was half way through my third fiscal report when I realized that I have completely missed this concept of "having a social life" and "weekends." The worst part is that I thoroughly enjoyed the several hours spent criticizing the economy. Perhaps an intervention is in order?


[WARDED TO JD EMPLOYEES]
I was under the impression that you two could actually bake. I had what you call "cheesecake" and it definitely didn't taste like anything edible. What exactly are you doing with that money we gave you? If your bakery is a front for something you better tell me now.

Jan. 22nd, 2012

Application for FELICIA JUGSON )